Three months after the war, I got this promotion to lieutenant of the magic department. I don’t want this job. I find I can convince them to join me, the tribe of vampire-like werewolves of the outer lands. Our goal is to protect animals from humans. 

Okay, now I’m on a shuttle to the swamp and just landing I see a hut of bones close to the fog lands. I step out and bones are everywhere. I’m released from their prison of technology. Other people get out their blasters and start shooting at the hut. Monster squirrels are inside, and they start eating everybody.

Luckily, I escape. I’m trudging through water when it gets too high. When I dive in, the squids start following me. I try to shake them off. Finally, I get there to the palace, where I find Admiral Steve. Steve and his chicken jockeys. I bust in and then . . .

TO BE CONTINUED.

12 DAYS LATER

Okay, now I think I’ve defeated him, but I can’t be sure. But we celebrated all night. Now, I finally walk out onto my balcony and look over at the news screen and watch myself fall to the ground.

THE END?

The camera turned and saw Admiral Steve!

TO BE CONTINUED.